Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Houston, we have a blender
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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