I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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