Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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