Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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