Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
