is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
foreskin is a definite game changer
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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