They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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