I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
