whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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