I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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