You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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