Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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