does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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