just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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