The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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