don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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