69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
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You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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