New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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