it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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