Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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