Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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