I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
My dick has a subreddit
Drunk is not a location!
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