How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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