You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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