I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I stole a fireplace last night.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Randomize
