her vagine was all disorganized.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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