On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
