I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
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Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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