That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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