Apparently you make a good broom.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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