i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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