my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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