I wannas sexs uuuuu
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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