you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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