My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Randomize
