CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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