My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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