yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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The air was thick with penises
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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