New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
