I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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