Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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