god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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