That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
