After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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