guys are not supposed to queef...right?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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