So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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