I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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