Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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