dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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