Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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