I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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