Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
operation harelip BJ is a go
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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