But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
BRING THE BAGELS
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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