How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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