were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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