That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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