Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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