either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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