**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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