My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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