No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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